Bai Fei didn’t talk, but sipped his mouth and smiled, then waved his hand at the hammer and walked slowly into the distance like a catkin.
"What a goddess …" Ding Hammer sighed and took out a bag and stuffed it into his mouth. "It’s a pity … it doesn’t match."
After that, he ate a few mouthfuls and hobbled to his broken "home". He didn’t see ham sausage all the way, but he didn’t worry about it. Although it was a big fat cat, he was still quite agile. He tried to drown it in the toilet several times and failed to catch the opportunity.
When he got home, he suddenly caught a glimpse of someone behind him out of the corner of his eye. When he turned around, he saw a thin, small and dirty man sneaking behind the pole.
"Give the old man out!" Ding hammer saw that someone could bully and lift his sleeves decisively and muttered to himself, "I’ve turned against you and dare to follow the old!" "
Sure enough, when he walked over, he found that it was really the little beggar. He looked up at Ding Hammer’s face angrily and piteously, but his eyes were so bright that Ding Hammer felt something unusual and always felt that his eyes were glowing.
"Do you want to die?" Fixed hammer put on a fierce face "know who is always? I gave you a bag to eat, and you still followed? This is lai, right? Fuck, there’s always someone else to blame. No one else can blame! Believe it or not, I always chop you up and make a bag! "
Then the little beggar who was wronged by him actually smiled, not only smiled, but also shook his head with a smile.
This is simply a provocation to the majesty of the hammer!
"Do you dare to laugh?"
The hammer was about to scare the young ham suddenly jumped from the roof and shouted, "I just went to see the equipment and the price of parts has gone up!" We have to sell for 140 years to make a simple … You see … Hey? Why are you looking at me like that? "
"Is there someone behind me?" The ham was covered with hair, and the eyes were wide and round. "Yeah …"
Fixed hammer slowly nodded heavily …
But the little beggar suddenly broke out with extraordinary agility, five or six meters away, and even the ham sausage didn’t react, so he came behind the ham sausage and picked it up, rubbing his face and shouting happily, "Cat! Cat! "
"Hammer! Catch him, our secret can’t be made public! "
Chapter 3 Silly boy
Ding hammer did catch the little beggar, but after he caught the little beggar in the room, he was worried
The fact that the ham sausage can talk is unacceptable. Once the story is exposed, the ham sausage is caught in the past to study, which is inevitable. However, this fellow is urine. If he doesn’t hammer it out, it will be called a ghost. Then the hammer will be hammered, not to mention going home. Maybe he will never see it again. The thought of being pulled over to dissect the horror will make him numb all over.
But the fact is that there is no problem for him to beat a child, but he is puzzled to make this little beggar into a bag. The only thing he can do now is to sit on the edge of the bed and smoke and watch the little beggar happily catch ham all over the house.
"hey! Have you figured out a way? " The fat body of the ham sausage really can’t stand such a toss. When it crawled out from the bottom of the bed and fled to the gap at the bottom of the cupboard, it gasped and asked, "I can’t hold it any longer."
Fixed hammer looked down at it and played the ash. "You run for a while and I’ll think of something."
"hey! Forget it! " My ham is almost crying. "I don’t want to be caught by him. He’s so dirty!"
"Dirty … hmm …" Ding hammer touched Ba, patted his thigh and shouted "Stop!"
The little beggar should stop, his sparkling eyes looked at the hammer mouth and made a "squeaky" sound, and he was not afraid of lost face.
You!’ Fixed hammer pointed to hygiene "Go and take a shower first!"
"Take a bath?" The little beggar cocked his head and looked at the broken sentence of the hammer with a virtuous face and said, "Wash?"
Fixed hammer saw his silly ouch and covered his face with one hand, then got up and gestured to take a shower and shower. It is the water that washes away your dirty things or I will make you a bag! "
"package! Bag! " As soon as the little beggar heard the bag, he jumped up and pointed to his belly, "Hungry!" "
I managed to catch the ham sausage, and after a while, I gasped for air and jumped to the side of the hammer and seriously told him that "his IQ may be wrong."
Fixed hammer shook his head "absolutely no problem!"
"How do you know?"
"Look at his eyes." The hammer pointed at the little beggar’s eyes. "The eyes of people with IQ problems are definitely not so bright. This is the experience summed up by my long experience in society."
While the little beggar cried hungry, the imitator just taught him to take a bath with a hammer, which was very, very serious.
After a while, the hammer will come out again, "Go and take a shower!"
The little beggar looked at the hammer, turned his head and looked at the sanitation, and then he was very obedient and went in, but it didn’t take long before there was a ping-pong ringing and something broke …
"Damn it!"
Fixed hammer scolded mother and jumped out of bed to the health door. Sure enough, he found the little beggar with a blank face. In the health room, there were mouthwash cups and broken pieces, and a mirror was also smashed to pieces.
"How stupid you are!" Fixed hammer fork waist scold "even this little thing can’t be done well?"
"Stupid?" The little beggar cocked his head and smiled at him and repeated his words "stupid … stupid …"
"Fuck … don’t shout stupid at the old man!" The hammer is really frustrated by this guy. "Take a shower and wash it before I make a bag of you."
"Wash …" The little beggar looked up and stared at him with puzzled eyes. "Wash!"
Ding hammer took a deep breath and muttered, "His mother is the ancestor of debt collection in the old past!"
After that, the hammer first told him not to move, then helped him clean up the floor glass, then helped him tap the water, finally adjusted the water temperature and pointed his hand at "undress!"
"take off?"
"fuck!" The hammer knew that this guy didn’t understand, then lifted his sleeves and endured the stench from the little beggar’s clothes, then took off his clothes, then quickly threw the smelly clothes into the trash can and pointed to the little beggar’s pants and said, "Take off your pants yourself!"
I have to say that the price of the hammer is really not to say that this little beggar is definitely not an idiot. If you want to teach him something with a hammer, he can finish it by himself at once.
But when he finished taking off his pants … Dinghammer stood still for a long time on the spot and didn’t react until the little beggar smiled and grabbed his skirt and shook it while shouting "Take off". Dinghammer shouted "Sausage! Come on! "
"Knock, knock, knock, knock …" After a commotion, the ham fell and rubbed into the sanitation, but it was also stunned when it saw the little beggar.
"It’s a girl!" Once again, the ham sausage made my whole body hair explode. "It’s a girl!"
Fixed hammer a feet chuai ham sausage "call your grandmother a leg! Be quiet! "
Yes, this little beggar is a girl! What is a girl? Because she has no penis!
The hammer was about to collapse in a blink of an eye and went out with ham and sausage, but just as he got to the door, the little beggar chased him out naked, and his eyes were full of questions, "Wash?"